Ive got lots on the way - things are ok now, ill fill in those who care shortly

so i just lost my job... my job of being a martial arts instructor - my master has kicked me out of the school for good... and my girlfriend - she has been acting crazy, because i was so busy at teaching at my school, she is convinced that i dont care about her anymore and that im cheating on her, when i certainly am not!!! and now one of my friends wont talk to me because of his girlfriend, who ACTUALLY cheated on him, wants him back in her life, and i am strongly opposed to it. so.... in essence, IM SCREWED - i have no job, and a car payment, cell payment, i pay for internet and cable, and gas.... im so fucked...

today is my 21st birthday, despite all the threats my mom has given me over the years, i have lived to see the age of 21!!!

So as some of you know, ive been going through a bunch of useless crap and dealing with a certain girl thats brought nothing but unhappiness, and an empty false hope... WELL have i got news for you!

If you are desperate like i was, try this website (Plenty of Fish) [link] its where i found my current girlfriend, and so far, we went on 1 date, and its already changed my way of thinking and for the better as well!! im so happy now, and who knows, maybe now i will actually bust out dome more artwork!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.=

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy looking at their thumb in disbelief, horror, and
denial.